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Definitions by Little brown bear

Monosexual 

Someone who doesn't date but has a very active masterbation life
I do not date because I am a dedicated monosexual!

Cryptic Shitbags 

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.