Listen to Me Linda!'s definitions

Tinderslam

Any person male or female you meet on Tinder and the date ends in sex, and you never see them again.

I need to go online tonight and find me a hot Tinderslam!

by Listen to Me Linda! October 11, 2020

nighthawking

Waking up out of a sound sleep in the middle of the night, to take a dump. May or may not be accompanied by the sweats, and/or cramps.

Waking up in a cold sweat, Jerry realized he was in for a 2 am session of nighthawking.

by Listen to Me Linda! October 12, 2020