Conference foot

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.
Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011
mugGet the Conference footmug.

Beer Flu

When you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”
John phoned in sick today, but I recon he has a case of beer flue.
by Linus Hanger May 30, 2006
mugGet the Beer Flumug.