Definitions by Linda Flair

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

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when a hair gets stuck in your crack & you pull it out slowly.

I keep losing my hair but at least I've got some enjoyable barbara bum floss.

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