4 definitions by Lilmiss_gobby
An absolutely massive jug of Port mixed with a WKD.
The cheeky vimto is a popular beverage for poor or middle class citizens. Although it is a popular choice in the north, it does contain side effects such as, beer goggle syndrome and short term memory loss.
The cheeky vimto is a popular beverage for poor or middle class citizens. Although it is a popular choice in the north, it does contain side effects such as, beer goggle syndrome and short term memory loss.
by Lilmiss_gobby February 28, 2016
Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
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by Lilmiss_gobby February 28, 2016
Bagheads are usually found lurking around derelict or secluded areas looking for needles. If you are brave enough to approach one, you may be confronted with a clinical stench, brown teeth or just a bag of bones.
Bagheads are not extinct as they survive on a modern liquid food called Smack. They live of the state benefit but are often seen claiming poverty by asking for "20p for the phone".
Bagheads spend the majority of their short lives hibernating under Park benches and forrest & wooded areas. The majority of bagheads that don't hibernate usually spend their days unconscious.
Bagheads are not extinct as they survive on a modern liquid food called Smack. They live of the state benefit but are often seen claiming poverty by asking for "20p for the phone".
Bagheads spend the majority of their short lives hibernating under Park benches and forrest & wooded areas. The majority of bagheads that don't hibernate usually spend their days unconscious.
by Lilmiss_gobby February 29, 2016
A small area of Cheshire that is too posh for the middle and lower class.
Wilmslow is home to some of the most sought after unique shops, such as hoopers, greggs and marks and Spencers.
The people of wilmslow are generally friendly, however, research shows that should you not have possession of a Bentley, jaguar or Mercedes, then you will be spat on and ordered out of town.
Wilmslow is home to some of the most sought after unique shops, such as hoopers, greggs and marks and Spencers.
The people of wilmslow are generally friendly, however, research shows that should you not have possession of a Bentley, jaguar or Mercedes, then you will be spat on and ordered out of town.
by Lilmiss_gobby February 28, 2016