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Definitions by Lihp

pokernow.club 

An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass.

Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory.

If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush.

AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything.

If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.
Bruh, my whole family just got AIDS and died!!

Man that’s just pokernow.club
pokernow.club by Lihp July 28, 2021
"I Believe I'll Have Another Beer"
In an internet chat, the discussion came up that everybody needs to believe in something and Lihp Emmorg uttered the now famous IBIHAB ...
IBIHAB how about you?
IBIHAB by Lihp October 27, 2004