Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013