When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach
Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024