Light Joker 's definitions

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

rubber

1. automobile tires(see also burn rubber)

2. a condom

How would somone so young get his paws on a rubber?

by Light Joker January 2, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things

It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.

by Light Joker May 29, 2005

holier-than-thou

acting like one is superior to others, condescending

I hate that bastard's holier-than-thou attitude.

by Light Joker December 23, 2006

has-been

1. a person who is no longer famous

2. no longer famous

That has-been will never live to dance again.

by Light Joker April 12, 2005