Lifo's definitions

Took Short

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.

I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.

by lifo May 7, 2011

Biden

The uh, you know, the guy who’s uh, he-he’s gonna, do the, do the the thing- when- America can be de-described in one word, baflargalarbababada.

Person 1: Did you hear what that guy just said?

Person 2: I can’t understand a word out of Biden’s mouth

by Lifo December 11, 2022

scumdisc

A supermarket own brand frozen pizza.

You return home from a night out on the town feeling a little worse for wear and you friend says "I'm hungry do you have any scumdiscs?"

by Lifo March 12, 2011