Lieutenant Cinder's definitions

Frog

A frog is an amphibious lump of skin. It lives in ponds and is very breakable. Frogs are loved by many women, and will make nice gifts to girlfriends.

Alexis seems to be very happy in her pile of frogs.

Don’t touch that frog! Alexis will kill you.

by Lieutenant Cinder March 20, 2022

Gay

You no longer need to eat: you are gay.

Don’t try to hide it, embrace your inner gay.

Welcome to the task force, grab a weapon to your left.

You: I’m gay
Your mom: me too
Me: for which color?

by Lieutenant Cinder June 11, 2022