The stylish new brand of bestiality taking the world by storm! Yes, some of them are completely disinterested in having sexual relationships with cartoons of anthropomorphic dogs, but in the same way that Mama June doesn't want to screw Honey Boo Boo! Their garb is furry costumes, leashes, and butt plug tails!
Guy 1: Shelia is hot! Think she's single?
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo
Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.
Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.