Nork

A combo of nerd and dork...
basically a smart weird person. They totally laugh at themselves and make other people laugh or freak them out. They aren't coordinated at all. They may love video games and rant about the companies they do and don't like.

Ming: "Hey look at Jasper."
>Loomik looks at Jasper<
Loomik: "Yea he's ranting about Microsoft what a Nork."

by Lez H. August 05, 2008

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 05, 2008