Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Getting yourself out of a bad in situation into an even worse one.

Bob's out of the frying pan and into the fire after robbing the bank while videotaping it!

by Lews Therin March 07, 2004