Chode Hole

Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!
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F.U.P.A.

Fat
Upper
Pussy
Area

Noun: The fat mound that is located above the vagina. Usually found in older or over-weight women.
My 4th grade teacher had a huge F.U.P.A.! It was disgusting.
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