Definitions by Leotts

Lacrosse 

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.

Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?

Lacrosse by Leotts December 3, 2019

camp cobbossee 

An All boys summer camp in Monmouth maine on lake cobbossee contee. Known for its color war featuring events such as the safety obstacle course, and most importantly lakeside siesta.

Daniel: I'm about to head up to camp cobbossee for the summer
Leo: Lucky bastard!!! I haven't been to a lakeside siesta in too long

camp cobbossee by leotts August 29, 2018