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pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.
After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.
by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010
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Loose Lips Stink Ships

Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.
by Leopold's Stotch February 22, 2013
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