Definitions by Leon Scott Kennedy

Cock Holding Mega Douche 

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

Cock Holding Mega Douche by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

Horny Cow 

A fat chick that gets horny after stuffing her face with corn dogs, tacos and anything that represents a cock. Usually happens at the food festival.

Leon: dude look at the Horny Cow.

Chris:She most likely had a hot dog.

Horny Cow by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011