11 definitions by Leland Bruce
Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?
Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.
Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh
Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.
Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.
Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh
Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.
by Leland Bruce September 9, 2023
Rex: Yo bro Harry just got jacked up on the half pipe. His leg bone is where his arm bone used to be.
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
by Leland Bruce February 3, 2023
Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.
Kyle: Do what?
Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.
Kyle: Gnarly!
Kyle: Do what?
Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.
Kyle: Gnarly!
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 31, 2023