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Definitions by Leland Bruce

Slutty Jeremy 

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.
Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!
Slutty Jeremy by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Throb Johnson 

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.
Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.
Throb Johnson by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Magenta Skye 

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
Magenta Skye by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

pile pounder 

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
pile pounder by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

junkyard ho 

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
junkyard ho by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023