Rex: Yo bro Harry just got jacked up on the half pipe. His leg bone is where his arm bone used to be.
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
by Leland Bruce February 02, 2023
Get the bulance mug.Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
Get the Carty Field Linebacker mug.The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Get the Magenta Skye mug.A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?
Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn
Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.
Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn
Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.
Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023
Get the junkyard ho mug.When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
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