Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023
The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.
Dean: What’s up with Brenda?
Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.
Dean: Damn man.
Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.
Dean: Damn man.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023