Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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Plano Glasses

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
by Leisure Class Hero June 05, 2010
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