Leiko's definitions

Hamster

In relation to the very first definition of Hamster, all Hamsters are evil. They are minions of Satan, and a Superior Race. This is proved due to their evil, homosexual deviant behavior. They are minions, but not as Cows are. Hamsters know all, see all.

You know what? You need to Ph34r them. Seriously. Or they will 0wn j00r ass.

by Leiko October 9, 2004

Box of Rain

Song by the Grateful Dead.

Look out of any window
any morning, any evening, any day
Maybe the sun is shining
birds are winging or
rain is falling from a heavy sky--
What do you want me to do,
to do for you to see you through?
For this is all a dream we dreamed
one afternoon, long ago

Walk out of any doorway
feel your way, feel your way
like the day before
Maybe you'll find direction
around some corner
where it's been waiting to meet you--
What do you want me to do,
to watch for you while you're sleeping?
Well, please don't be surprised
when you find me dreaming, too

Look into any eyes
you find by you, you can see
clear through to another day
I know it's been seen before
through other eyes on other days
while going home--
What do you want me to do,
to do for you, to see you through?
It's all a dream we dreamed
one afternoon long ago

Walk into splintered sunlight
Inch your way through dead dreams
to another land
Maybe you're tired and broken
Your tongue is twisted
with words half spoken
and thoughs unclear
What do you want me to do
to do for you to see you through?
A box of rain will ease the pain
and love will see you through

Just a Box Of Rain
wind and water,
believe it if you need it,
if you don't, just pass it on
Sun and Shower, wind and rain
in and out the window
like a moth before the flame

It's just a box of rain,
I don't know who put it there
Believe it if you need it,
or leave it if you dare
But it's just a box of rain
or a ribbon for your hair
Such a long, long time to be gone
and a short time to be there

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Swiper

The fox from the kids show Dora the Explorer. This weird fox continuously stalks young Dora and her monkey companion Boots in their travels.

This show has so much questionable content. Jesus. What they have the kids watching these days.

by Leiko October 7, 2004

Thomas Harris

The uber-kickass, yet demented author of the Hannibal series. You know them and love them... Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, and...Hannibal.

Did I mention that I was insane?

by Leiko October 2, 2004

Paramount's Kings Dominion

A theme park in Doswell, Virginia.
Used to be good, before the Paramount took over, in the early '90s, taking away our precious Season Pass Holder gates, and putting gay restrictions in.

I've gone to Kings Dominion for almost every single birthday I've had since my first. w00t.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Doctors

Are devils. Not demons, Devils.

Why?

Demons are cool.
Devils are not.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Pen Island

Respell it, darling. It will come to you.

Mr. Mark Wright: LIKE, OH MY GAWD. BRUCE AND I WENT TO PEN ISLAND...IT'S PARADISE...And we net these TWINS...named Neil and Bob! Oh... +Faint.+

by Leiko October 2, 2004