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Definitions by Lee Briggs

shit rash 

is the chaffed arse you get when you have had shit loads of shits in one day, not helped by using chead ass shit roll....
today i was shittin like a seagull, spent half the day on the fookin bog now iv got a right shit rash....
shit rash by Lee Briggs February 8, 2008

shittin like a seagull 

is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...
that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....