Leandro's definitions

Oh Snap

First known usage was by the 1980's rap song "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. Its a "rated G" way of saying "oh shit"

So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

by Leandro October 30, 2004

smg

In the world of BMW autos, it means "sequential M gearbox"

The 2003 BMW M3 has SMG, which is arguably an improvement in the traditional 5 speed way of shifting

by Leandro October 30, 2004

Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

by Leandro November 16, 2004