Definitions by LeVeL 27 BoY

boni 

A metalhead rocker from bewdley. Irresistable to all members of the female sex. The only living human able to destroy the entire towny populus.

hey boni, i wish i was as heavy as you!
Damn it Boni you rock ass!

-Iz u a goff mate, u av one eyebrow, innit
-yeah smell your mum *offers hand*

boni by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003

causer 

mad kiddy fiddling fucker who likes to inflict pain on people who dont retaliate. Like particualrly to stab Boni in the leg with a compass in maths (check the word Boni on www.urbandictionary.com). All because Boni fucked his mum in thirteen different ways.

-take this boni
-OUCH!
-Haha
-I had your mum, smell your mum *offers hand*
-You bastard (and stabs)

causer by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003