4 definitions by LeJohn James
A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).
Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.
by LeJohn James January 9, 2018
When a person is convinced that their butt is round, but everyone else says that you have flat butt.
If you ever said, "My butt looks great in these jeans." And someone responds "your butt is flat!" You have Galileo butt!
If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.
If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.
by LeJohn James August 1, 2018
When a stable genius evaluates the economic and cultural potential of non-US citizen using a complicated algorithm and assigns a qualative number that defines the potential future generational opportunity growth quotient that sets international policy.
I can say with certainty that no United States of America President would ever call another sovereign territory a "shithole country"....I stand corrected.
by LeJohn James January 12, 2018
When your significant other sees a roach in the bathroom and comes running into the bedroom pleading with you to slay the beast. You don't cower or pretend that you are sleeping, you grab a hammer or appropriate weaponry and kill it. You sir are a roach knight.
by LeJohn James January 4, 2018