Stoplight Rape

After waiting forever for the light to change, your car finally gets up to the intersection... just as the light turns red again. And you have to wait for fucking ever for the light to change again.

"It's about time-- Damnit! That's fucking stoplight rape!"

by Le Pingouin Pervers January 07, 2009

Orgadgim

The euphoric, almost sexual, pleasure derived from playing with a new gadget.
n. orgadgim
adj. orgadgmic

Using my new phone to Twitter sent me into a knee-shaking orgadgim

by Le Pingouin Pervers June 03, 2009