2 definitions by Lazyeye Gibbins
When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 5, 2021
losquagina (n.)
1. a vagina that is prone to frequent, loud queefing
2. someone who claims to be fearless but refuses to engage in risky behavior or dangerous activities when presented with the opportunity to do so (see: pussy)
(etym.) losquagina is derived from the two English words “loquacious,” (meaning talkative, or tending to talk a great deal) and “vagina” (the muscular tube that connects the outer genitals to the uterus in most female mammals).
1. a vagina that is prone to frequent, loud queefing
2. someone who claims to be fearless but refuses to engage in risky behavior or dangerous activities when presented with the opportunity to do so (see: pussy)
(etym.) losquagina is derived from the two English words “loquacious,” (meaning talkative, or tending to talk a great deal) and “vagina” (the muscular tube that connects the outer genitals to the uterus in most female mammals).
1. Man, I thought she was farting the whole time we were making out, but when I went down on her I realized she had a losquagina!
2. Bro, you say you’re bad but every time the boys wanna go fuck some shit up, you always back out. You’re a losquagina and you know it.
2. Bro, you say you’re bad but every time the boys wanna go fuck some shit up, you always back out. You’re a losquagina and you know it.
by Lazyeye Gibbins October 1, 2020