Lazar Blade's definitions

qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but mess up one we

guy: qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
guy: oh wait i messed up on "we"!

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

it's mad brick outside

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?

by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022