Definitions by Laverne's mom

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

Schmuckasaurus by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025

Elvis lookalike 

An incredibly attractive man who could be Elvis Presley's twin.

My heart starting racing when I saw that Elvis lookalike.

Elvis lookalike by Laverne's mom March 9, 2017