Lauryn "Lady Undertaker"'s definitions
The sexiest 40 year old that ever existed. The one and only undertaker, renowned wrestler, evil mastermind and lord of all darkness as well as chief of rolling eyes back into the head and lifting lights when off, knocking people out easily, being slow in the ring and just a hot piece of ass!
"From deathvalley, weighing 305 pounds, The undertaker!"
"Rest In Peace"
"Your mouth's been writing cheques that your body can't cash!"
"Rest In Peace"
"Your mouth's been writing cheques that your body can't cash!"
by Lauryn "Lady Undertaker" August 22, 2006
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