Laurence of Arabia's definitions

Persian

A person who comes from the country Iran and: 1) Has tan skin, 2) Hairy (men) or exceptionally hot (women), 3) Has a BMW or a Mercedes, 4) Shiite Muslim (for the most part), 5) Tell some people that they are Italian, 6) Drinks more tea than needed.

"Muhammad Reza is a persian guy who won the hairy chest contest."

by Laurence of Arabia January 13, 2006