Definitions by Lauren the fat bitch:)

fart 

a loud noise that will come out of ur booty hole and into the air that leaves people Wondering why u did what u did

Peppa: *farts*

Angie: WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT !!!!!!
Peppa: *farts again and again*

Angie: *dies like actually*

fart by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019

poo 

a brown, crusty (or wet), blob, that comes out of ur botty hole

jerry: hey man I gotta take a shit
Tom: the bathrooms right down there
Jerry: *poops*

Tom: u good in there?
jerry: yes
jerry : oh shit mf I just clogged his toilet WHAT DO I DO

poo by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019