Lauren's definitions

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

what the kronk

what the fuck?

"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

jimmy rigged

done or fixed half-assed

"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."

by lauren August 30, 2003

hootchy cutters

shorts that are so short and tight they show ya bum- and maybe somethin else

"uh uh girl no way you gonna wear them hootchy cutters in MA house"

by lauren September 1, 2003

grabske

a very cool uncommon last name, found by a young girl in Delavan, WI.

You're the coolest person i know you're like a Grabske!

by Lauren February 1, 2004

UDF

United Dairy Farmers, an ice cream/ convenience store. the only fucking thing in Terrace Park.

"man i'm so baked- let's head to UDF and pick up some munchies"

by lauren August 31, 2003