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Stylomastoidbating
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Stye-loh-mass-toyd-bay-ting. adj.
the act
of
rubbing
your dick
behind a bitches ear so hard as to almost enter her stylomastoid foramen.
Use:
Did you
hear
Veronica
has Bell's palsy on her
left side
? Timmy won't stop stylomastoidbating
Stylomastoidbating
by
Larry78
November 26, 2014
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