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Stye-loh-mass-toyd-bay-ting. adj. the act of rubbing your dick behind a bitches ear so hard as to almost enter her stylomastoid foramen.
Use: Did you hear Veronica has Bell's palsy on her left side? Timmy won't stop stylomastoidbating
by Larry78 November 26, 2014
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