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Stye-loh-mass-toyd-bay-ting. adj. the act of rubbing your dick behind a bitches ear so hard as to almost enter her stylomastoid foramen.
Use: Did you hear Veronica has Bell's palsy on her left side? Timmy won't stop stylomastoidbating
by Larry78 November 26, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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