The act of standing and/or stancing in a manner such that one leg is slightly bent and turned out at the heel, whilst the other is completely, ridiculously straight. The knee should be 100% locked. Straight leg may also be accompanied by a hand on the hip, and a slight bend forward at the waist. Practitioners can often be seen at the miniature golf course, as well as family events.
"Damn, did you notice that Uncle Jer has the wickedest straight leg today?"
"I've got to run, i've been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg."
"After i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her ass."
"I've got to run, i've been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg."
"After i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her ass."
by Larry The Bus Driver November 04, 2006
The condition of having face. A strong look, an open mouth, harsh staring, grouchy expressions, almost anything can grounds for a face. A facing is when one is called out for having face. To face someone, you simply note that they have face, and say "FACE" at them very loud and stern.
Another common condition is having either too little or too much face. This is more of a permanent thing, and refers to one's actual facial structure and "look". Examples of too much face would be bushy eyebrows, wild eyes, cro-magnon brow, a severly defined jowel, etc. Examples of too little face are beady eyes, closely spaced eyes, thin lips, tiny noses, bland expressions, etc.
Another common condition is having either too little or too much face. This is more of a permanent thing, and refers to one's actual facial structure and "look". Examples of too much face would be bushy eyebrows, wild eyes, cro-magnon brow, a severly defined jowel, etc. Examples of too little face are beady eyes, closely spaced eyes, thin lips, tiny noses, bland expressions, etc.
"You've got face."
"She's a fun girl to date occasionally, but she has a little bit too much face for me to think about getting serious with her."
"Larry was in a bad mood today at work, and was facing everyone."
"I got faced, hard."
"She's a fun girl to date occasionally, but she has a little bit too much face for me to think about getting serious with her."
"Larry was in a bad mood today at work, and was facing everyone."
"I got faced, hard."
by Larry The Bus Driver November 04, 2006