Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.
Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!
by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.
by Larry Sanders December 07, 2004
