Farticle

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.
Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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panty key

Slang. A term indicating an abnormally large penis.
"Get some last night?"
"Hell no. It's like she has a lock on her box."
"That's 'cause you're sportin' that cocktail frank. What you need is a panty key, Bro."
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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