Larry Sanders's definitions

Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

can of worms

Intended to be the logical follow-up to the popular can of fish (tuna, salmon, etc.), it has the distinction of being the worst new food invention of the 20th century.

"Tuna ... Salmon ... See there it is! I told you they still had a couple of cans of worms on the shelf!!"
"Damn, why is it so dusty and rusted?"

by Larry Sanders February 4, 2005