Definitions by Larry Sanders

panty key 

Slang. A term indicating an abnormally large penis.

"Get some last night?"
"Hell no. It's like she has a lock on her box."
"That's 'cause you're sportin' that cocktail frank. What you need is a panty key, Bro."

panty key by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Shit Blister 

A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.

Stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his shit blister when he sat.

Shit Blister by Larry Sanders December 7, 2004