Definitions by Lard Ass

Luke 

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and cutest smile. Cute, protective, intuitive, funny, and kind. He’s the entire package. Will give you butterflies just by looking at you and can make you smile on your worst days.

Person 1: Look there’s Luke and his dump truck

Person 2: daym he’s got some cake

Luke by Lard ass February 1, 2021

bum-rushed 

To be tackled from the behind

Your son was bum-rushed the other night in the football game

bum-rushed by Lard Ass May 19, 2005

kool aid

Who Mike Anglim looks like when he wears a red t-shirt.

Hey GG Anglim you fat fuck! Put on your red t-shirt so we can call you kool aid aight?

kool aid by lard ass March 11, 2003