Ausverian panzer battalion

To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)
Me and Herr Islamabad did the Ausverian panzer battalion last night
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Bepistani shish kebab

When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows
"Damn! Timmy sure did a Bepistani shish kebab
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