2 definitions by Laptevograd hood thugshaker

Ausverian panzer battalion

To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)

Me and Herr Islamabad did the Ausverian panzer battalion last night

When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows

"Damn! Timmy sure did a Bepistani shish kebab