ass frigate

A person who is both gay, and a huge douchecanoe.

That Percy, he is such an ass frigate, that he once sucked a cock while it was in someone's ass.

by Lance Niggerdick Junior January 22, 2012

turdtard

1.A turd, or piece of shit who is retarded.

2. An very oddly mishapened turd.

That Billy, he is a real turdtard. He date-raped a fat girl the other weekend.

It took me like, seven flushes to get that last bit of turdtard down.

by Lance Niggerdick Junior January 22, 2012