Lance Niggerdick Junior's definitions

turdtard

1.A turd, or piece of shit who is retarded.

2. An very oddly mishapened turd.

That Billy, he is a real turdtard. He date-raped a fat girl the other weekend.

It took me like, seven flushes to get that last bit of turdtard down.

by Lance Niggerdick Junior February 9, 2012

ass frigate

A person who is both gay, and a huge douchecanoe.

That Percy, he is such an ass frigate, that he once sucked a cock while it was in someone's ass.

by Lance Niggerdick Junior February 9, 2012