Lance's definitions

canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.

no example

by Lance January 6, 2004

Krosa

Formely good video game player now just an ogl noob

You are just like Krosa

by Lance October 10, 2004

crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.

Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.

by Lance June 17, 2006

Dirty Red Wheeler

Petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the St. Albert Garden Market IGA. These carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult

"Chris is a dirty red wheeler"

by Lance November 7, 2003

cum pot

excessive bulge above the womens vagina

check out that cum pot

by lance May 23, 2004

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.

"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus

by Lance January 5, 2005