Lance's definitions
When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
by lance January 21, 2005

A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.
by Lance February 26, 2005

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.
by Lance June 17, 2006

by Lance October 10, 2004

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
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by Lance January 6, 2004
