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hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
by lance January 21, 2005
mugGet the hoobastankmug.

clucksircock

A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.
You are such a clucksircock. Stop smelling like penis. Get away from me.
by Lance February 26, 2005
mugGet the clucksircockmug.

Niceties

P1: 1 (4n 5p34k 1n 1337!
P2: Niceties!
by Lance November 5, 2003
mugGet the Nicetiesmug.

crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.
Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.
by Lance June 17, 2006
mugGet the crenshawmug.

sindho

Ashwin Kailash Gobindram Chandiramani
by lance February 22, 2003
mugGet the sindhomug.

Krosa

Formely good video game player now just an ogl noob
by Lance October 10, 2004
mugGet the Krosamug.

canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
by Lance January 6, 2004
mugGet the canadian snowplowmug.

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