Lamont Cranston's definitions

docjeff

obsessive spell-freak, usually diagnosed via IRC

You are a docjeff of epic proportion.

by Lamont Cranston September 22, 2003

fucksnot

Derogatory term for an individual, slang reference to male ejaculation during sex.

He's a worthless fucksnot.

by Lamont Cranston September 19, 2003

leather starfish

Anus. See also: leather cheerio

"I stuck my finger in the leather starfish, and she glared back at me over her shoulder."

by Lamont Cranston July 28, 2003