Definitions by Lamey McLamerson

Fluloon 

A balloon blown up (typically by an inconsiderate or malicious coworker) that is not quite over the flu. The flu virus incubates inside waiting for an unsuspecting host to pop the fluloon so it can spread.

With complete disregard for her coworker's well being Sandi decorated the office with fluloons.

Fluloon by Lamey McLamerson May 22, 2016

clownpie 

A sex act that compounds upon the surprise creampie by following the moment of shock and surprise experienced by the female with a sharp air horn blast to the face and completed by hitting her with an actual creampie. Sometimes an actual clown may be used to deliver either creampie.

You should have seen the look on her face when I hit her with the clownpie.

clownpie by Lamey McLamerson November 7, 2014