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Appledogging

While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.
When Ms Patton went down on her husband she started appledogging right away and couldn't stop.
by Laird Jeffers February 2, 2009
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President's Club

An exclusive members only club, usually printed on the business cards of women executives, meaning she has risen to the top, more importantly that she knows how and is willing to give the Lewinsky without appledogging.She does not wear blue dresses as to avoid stains.
Beth was promoted yesterday to the president's club after her "meeting" with her boss at the local motel.
She mentioned that a cigar was involved somehow.
by Laird Jeffers February 20, 2009
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