BLD

Ryan: "Jay got his girl pregnant and shes a dog...what a BLD"

Kyle: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"
by Lafferty Daniel October 02, 2008
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Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.
Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"
by Lafferty Daniel October 02, 2008
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Debritos

Pieces of food caught between teeth or in braces.

a compound word combining "debris" and "Doritos"
Chris: "You've got mad Debritos, man"

Trent: "I know dude, I pounded that whole BigGrab of Doritos with nothing to wash it down."
by Lafferty Daniel October 01, 2008
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Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."
by Lafferty Daniel October 01, 2008
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PGI

PGI is an acronym for Positive Girl Interaction. The higher the amount of PGI a guy has, the happier and more hopeful he becomes.

Maximizing your PGI is the ultimate goal for a guy when he is out on the town. Ones Positive Girl Interaction can be increased by talking to girls, dancing with girls, or taking a girl to poundtown, etc...
"My PGI skyrocketed once I got a hank senior from Julie last night"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010
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hank junior

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010
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buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008
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