Definitions by Lafferty Daniel

The Duffy Effect 

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.

Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

The Duffy Effect by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

Debritos 

Pieces of food caught between teeth or in braces.

a compound word combining "debris" and "Doritos"

Chris: "You've got mad Debritos, man"

Trent: "I know dude, I pounded that whole BigGrab of Doritos with nothing to wash it down."

Debritos by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

Social Under Armour by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

buttery lindgren 

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

buttery lindgren by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008

refund 

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

refund by Lafferty Daniel January 4, 2008

joyngous

-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance

Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"

joyngous by Lafferty Daniel December 30, 2007

resh 

Originating from the word depression, depressing. Usually used to describe a sad or depressing person or situation.

Jimmy: "What's up Mike?"
Mike: "I just watched 5 straight episodes of COPS"
Jimmy: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"

resh by Lafferty Daniel April 27, 2007