New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs
Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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