Definitions by Lady gangydoodoo

Tijuana telephone 

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

Tijuana telephone by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

New York crab apple 

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

New York crab apple by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024