Definitions by Lady Byron

ass-holey 

To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).

Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.

ass-holey by Lady Byron July 9, 2011

Panty Wringer 

When a woman's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after she has view something exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The male equivalent is a "Jock Dripper". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".

I was watching some old clips of Michael Jackson on You Tube. Watching him dance was a real panty wringer.

Panty Wringer by Lady Byron March 1, 2011

Jock Dripper

When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".

Dude, I just watched this porn called "Dyke Bar". It's a real "Jock Dripper".

Jock Dripper by Lady Byron March 1, 2011

Willow 

When a woman's fiance has died before they had the chance to marry. When a man's fiancee has died before they had a chance to marry, he becomes her willower. Just like the tree, the fiance as departed from this world, the willow or willower STILL weeps even like those who have married.

Poor girl, her fiance has died and they had just set a date for the wedding. I guess that makers her his willow, then...

Willow by Lady Byron October 22, 2010