Definitions by Lady Alpaca

catstracted 

Easily distracted when in close proximity to cats.

Hey what time is the....IS THAT A SIMESE? Sorry, I got catstracted.

catstracted by Lady Alpaca January 15, 2019

ces-pool

A group of males age 18-35 who religiously follow New Yawk's numbah one radio personality Mike Francesa not for his vast knowledge of sports, but for his ridiculous mannerisms and low tolerance for prank phone calls.

My boyfriend is out tonight with the ces-pool. Mike's appearing at Bar A again.

Boy there are a lot of prank callers today on WFAN. The ces-pool is alive and well.

ces-pool by Lady Alpaca November 19, 2013