artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.
You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.
by Laceless Shoe January 04, 2011
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Egyptian skin flute

cock, penis, male reproductive organ
You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)
by Laceless Shoe January 04, 2011
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