2 definitions by LX ‘84

all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”

i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works
person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least
by LX ‘84 October 18, 2022
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something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022
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